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| THE FIRST THING TO LEARN ABOUT SKATING | |||||||||||||||||
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THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO DRINK BEER BY THE CASES AND NOT THE BOTTLES...THIS WHY WHEN YOU FALL YOU WON'T FELL ANYTHING.WELL, NATURALLY YOU WILL BE DRUNK. SECOND:YOU'LL NEED A BOARD SO GO TO YOUR LOCAL SKATE SHOP AND GET ONE ON IF NOT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF SKATEBOARD SHOPS ONLINE.... THE OTHER THING IS YOU NEED A SKATER CHIC,I'LL GET INTO THAT A LITTLE LATER.. AND GET IN GOOD WITH YOUR PARTENTS IF YOU ARE LIVING AT HOME THIS WHY YOU CAN HIT THEM UP FOR A HALF PIPE OR A SKATEBOARD..UNLESS YOU ARE LIKE ME LIVING ON MY OWN AND HAVING TO PURCHASE THE SHIT MYSELF THAT SUCKS... | ||||||||||||||||
| HOW TO GET A SKATER CHIC | |||||||||||||||||
| THE FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO BE ABLE TO SKATE BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T YOU ARE SCREWED.FOR EXAMPLE:YOU ARE TRING TO IMPRESS HER BY SKATING IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE AND IF YOU CAN'T LAND ANYTHING BESIDES AN OLLIE YOU ARE SCREWED.SHE WILL TELL HER FRIENDS WHAT A DUMB ASS YOU LOOK AND ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF YOU AND CALL YOU A POSER..THE ONLY WHY TO GET AROUND THAT IS NOT TO SKATE IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE AND PROVE TO HER YOU HAVE A BIG DICK.THE ONLY WHY TO DO THIS IS TO START A RUMOR OR JUST FLASH HER..TAKE MY ADVICE START A RUMOR(BUT DON'T BRAG OR THEY SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU).THEN JUST FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND TRUST ME SKATER CHICS CAN FUCK AND BLOW JOBS ARE GREAT TOO... | ||||||||||||||||
| LAST STEP TO SKATE BOARDING | |||||||||||||||||
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THE LAST STEP IS THE HARDEST TO OVER COME.IT'S TO GET ENOUGH BALLS TO DO MOST OF THE SHIT WE LOVE TO PULL OFF..IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IT UP AND GO HOME AND SUCK ON YOUR MOMMY'S TITTY.BECAUSE THERE IS NO ROOM IN SKATE BOARDING FOR TITTY BABYS..BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG YOUR BALLS WILL BE SMALL AT FIRST BECAUSE YOU ARE NEW BUT DON'T DISPAIR BECAUSE YOU'LL GET THEM IN TIME AND IF YOU DON'T FUCK YOU YOU PUSSY... THERE'S A SAYING IN SKATEBOARDING (IF YOU ARE NOT FALLING YOU ARE NOT SKATING HARD ENOUGH) SO,SKATE HARD,GET SKATER CHICS,DRINK ALOT OF BEER'GET BALLS,AND YOU'LL BE FINE.IF YOU HAVE ANY CONCERNS OR COMMENTS FELL FREE TO E-MAIL ME AT [email protected] AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU IN A FLASH. AND IF ANY SKATER CHICS WANT TO TALK TO ME E-MAIL ME AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU EVEN FASTER... 19 YEAR OLD MALE HARDCORE SKATER, DJ | ||||||||||||||||
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